I just heard this weird Christmas song. It was a song about seducing Santa and the singer’s voice was trying to be as slutty as possible.

No I did not lose faith in humanity, I’m just a little bit creeped out. I mean holy shit, why would you want to fuck Santa Claus?

Is it the way he whispers “Ho ho ho”? Is it his sexy rolls of blubber and fat? Or his magnificent white beard?

Someone please tell me, I’m dying to know.


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  1. May Desert Flower says:

    You reminded me of my shock when I heard a 5 yr old singing one of Chris Brown songs, or more recently when my cousin’s daughter said she loves Animals by Marroon 5… Kept thinking “don’t parents listen to lyrics?” 😱

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