What They’re Really Saying.

“Please believe me,”
You idiot.
“I didn’t cheat!”
I did.
“I love you,”
For your money.
“So please believe me.”
Be obsessed with me more.

“Be confident!”
You will fail.
“Strut that pose, beautiful!”
You’re ugly.
“Remember, everyone can win!”
Only if you fuck me.
“So don’t give up!”
You’re a failure.

“You’re accusing me?”
Ungrateful bastard.
“She must have mistaken me for someone else!”
Stupid little bitch.
“I’m your friend!”
I hate you.
“I would never do that to you.”
I fucked your wife.

“Believe me.”
You stupid fucks.
“I’m not lying.”
I’m lying.


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